A model one, of course, as US Gold celebrate the launch (literally!) of the most stomach-churning Speccy game ever!
Blimey! CRASH had a close escape with its last writer! You just can’t get the staff these days...
Not even the CRASH crew can foresee the future, but here we give you six pages of the next best thing!
She’s mad, bad and totally rad, wacky, scmacky and... Oh haemorrhoids, here’s Lucy anyway (mutter, mumble, gripe).
Yes! TWO pages for the SAM this month — and they’re not splattered with green-tinted piccies, either! (Wonders never cease!)
The Euro Games! Nope, it’s not a new multi-national sports competition, it’s the fantastic Spectrum games that have never seen the light of day over here. Will 1992 change all that?
Guess how any pages, readers... 16 (swoon!) — yes, 16!! Nick’s burnt the midnight oil to bring you this bumper bonanza of maps, tips and solutions, which even includes a SAM-specific section!
Coo lumme! Everything’s bigger this month (nor’arf!) THREE pages of adventures! We’re just too kind to you, we really are.
Win a copy of Alternative’s Bangers and Mash then go and see wild animals in the flesh (or should that be the fur?) — come and see the CRASH crew! Er, on second thoughts, visit Windsor Safari Park!
Just how do those strange little freeze cartridges, multifaces, reset switches and the like work? We haven’t got the foggiest, but we know a man who does.
It’s a page! It’s at the back! It’s (gasp!) BackPage, to tell you what’s goin’ down (man) next ish!
Yakky! Ikky! Sticky! Wacky! Er, that is how the movie catchphrase goes, isn’t it?! Ne’er mnd, scope the wondrous game...
He’s back to protect the implement! RoboProp! Better make that RoboCop, everyone’s fave tin soldier, serving the public trust!
Party party! Another superb Powertape! Chuck it in the old cassette deck and spin those reels!
Coming to you live from CRASH Towers are: Editor Lucy ‘G & T’ Hickman Deputy Editor Nick ‘Totally Teed’ Roberts Production Editor Warren ‘I’m free?’ Lapworth Staff Writer Mark ‘Deja Vu’ Caswell, Ian ‘Obituary’ Osborne Art & Design Charlie ‘Chipper’ Chubb, Mark ‘Five Times’ Kendrick Systems Manager Ian ‘Insomniac’ Chubb Screenshots Michael ‘Perky’ Parkinson Publisher Roger ‘Moore’ Kean Advertisement Manager Sheila ‘Sip-Riot’ Jarvis Advertisement Sales Executive George ‘See Ya’ Keenan Advertisement Production Jo ‘Gi’s a break’ Lewis Production Jackie ‘Johannesburg’ Morris Reprographics Rob ‘Exiled’ Millichamp Managing Director Jonathan ‘Radical’ Rignall Circulation Manager David ‘Sinister’ Wren Accounts Santosh ‘Tart’ Thomas, Sheila ‘Bookie’ Adams Subscriptions David ‘Single’ Bingle
Cover design: Oliver ‘A’ Frey. Powertape inlay: Mark Kendrick.