...as you all should very well know. And just to remind you
ELSPA (European Leisure Software Publishers Association) have launched a new
campaign. Pages are being donated free of charge by loads of mags, including
CRASH, for ELSPA to print the Piracy Is Theft advertisements. The message is
now incredibly important, especially for Spectrum owners, as software houses
are beginning to cut down on the amount of Speccy games released. This is due
to the fact that sales of Speccy games are getting so low, because of the
amount of piracy, software houses cannot pay the programmer a fair wage. (Sob!)
What would the 90s be without Speccy game thrills?!
CRASH says don’t copy a game because not only are you now breaking the
law, but if you copy a £10 game, you are depriving the following people:
You are depriving your local store keeper of about £3.00 (the cost of a
doctor’s prescription); depriving the distributors of £2.00 (about
the cost of employing someone for 30 minutes); depriving the software house of
£3.50, (the cost of 10 A1 colour posters which you’ll be only be too
happy to grab off their stand at the PC Show for free), and the programmers of
£1.50 (the cost of a loaf of bread, and a pat of butter). Put in those
terms it does sound criminal doesn’t it? More information on the subject
can be obtained from FAST (Federation Against Software Theft).
DIE NASTY?
‘Blake! Blake, my darling!’ What is it Crystal?
‘Is it true? Oh! (sob, sob) Tell me it’s not!’ What is it, my
darling? What has upset you so? ‘Oh! (Sob, sniffle) That you fathered
Alexis’ new game Dynasty Wars?’ Crystal — I just didn’t
know how to break it to you. (Enter Alexis) ‘So!!’ Alexis!
‘Crystal!’, ‘Alexis!’, ‘Blake!’, ALEXIS!!
‘Ha! Ha! It’s not your game Blake!!’ Alexis!! ‘Oh,
Blake!’ (Crystal faints) ‘No! I love another!! You were just cheap
money Blake!!’ Alexis!! ‘US Gold fathered my game!’ What!
(Enter US Gold) ‘It’s not your game, Alexis!!’
‘Whaaaat!!’ ‘No! It’s mine and it’s an Oriental
slash-’em-up on a grand scale, converted from the coin-op by Tiertex and
it’s due to be born in mid-1990! ‘You traitor!’. ‘Ha
ha!!’. Blimey!
WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?
It’s a magazine, innit? Ah, yes! But not any magazine.
No, this is the Complete Computer Entertainment Guide! A handy mag for anyone
who’s new to computing! Lots of great stuff to get you started on
graphics, joysticks, music, communications, education, service, books and,
naturally, games!! Out now it costs £1.95 and makes an ideal Chrissy gifty
for anyone you know who’s getting a Speccy in their stocking!!!
We’ve banned him reading My Little Pony monthly, but
there’s plenty of other ‘gerrooovy’ comix, as Mark Caswell
discovers
COMIX
Fantastic Four
Marvel, 70p Monthly
These guys swap their line up around almost as much as The
Avengers. Reed ‘Mr Fantastic’ Richards, Sue ‘Invisible
Girl’ Richards, Johnny ‘Human Torch’ Storm and Ben The
Thing’ Grimm make up the super hero team who’ve been thrilling
kids for years.
True believers among you will already know that the FF gained their powers
whilst manning an experimental spaceship: cosmic rays penetrated their bodies
and changed ’em for good. Reed Richards gained the ability to stretch his
body, Sue Richards can turn invisible, Johnny Storm bursts into flames and
bashful blue eyed Benjamin Grimm means what he says when he shouts
‘it’s clobbering time’ — he turns into an orange rock
pile! Many baddies have attacked them and their HQ over the years (it used to
be the Baxter Building, but that was destroyed), but Truth, Justice and the
American way have prevailed. Action-packed and well drawn in the traditional US
style, this colour comic is well worth a look.
The Sleeze Brothers
Epic Comics, 65p Monthly
El’Ape and Deadbeat are the Sleeze Brothers, two ex-cons
turned private eye. The Big Apple is a city floating in the intergalactic void
where the minority of rich inhabitants live in the ‘civilised’
sector, whilst the other 99% live in conditions that would probably shock the
most flea bitten rat. It is here that the Sleezes make their living, and not
all the jobs they take on are above board. Sergeant Pigheadski, a two headed
minion of the law is out to catch them, although in the best traditions of a
certain bungling French detective, his plans don’t always go right. The
Sleeze Bros bear more than a passing resemblance to the Blues Brothers, right
down to the pork pie hats and cool dude shades. The misadventures of these
lovable rogues with their strange humour and detailed and funny drawings make
for compulsive reading — once you get into the style.
More strip stuff next month!
THE CORK REPORT
Mark ‘Corky’ Caswell, ever pushing the limits of
journalism and our patience, pops down the road to use the phone and finds out
what software treats are in store for next year...
Eee, come on team, I know it, I know it. Yes, the squeaky-voiced footy
fanatic is back thanks (we think) to Audiogenic: Emlyn Hughes’ Arcade
Quiz is almost here. Can you answer such trivial questions as ‘Who was
the world’s tallest man?’, and ‘What was Judy Garland’s
real name?’. If you’re a clever clogs maybe you can. Find out early
in the new decade when the game appears, and no peeking at the answer
cards.
Also on the way from Audiogenic and scheduled for an early 90 release is
Wreckers, the story of a galactic lighthouse attendant’s fight for
survival against nasty little alien creatures. Quite why they’ve chosen
your lighthouse to attack isn’t made clear, but expect a preview of both
games next month.
Back To The Future II starring Michael J Fox is pulling the crowds at the
movies, and by next summer the antics of Marty McFly in both Back To The Future
II and III will be pixelated by Mirrorsoft and whisked onto your computer. The
game will cost less than a brand new DeLorean we are assured, so keep your eyes
peeled for more info soon.
After Vendetta System 3 are to go cutesy with Flimbo’s Quest.
Flimbo’s girlie has been kidnapped by a horrid Professor, and is being
held in a seven load platform world filled with nasty mutated creatures and
lots of danger.
Shadow Warrior is one of the next arcade projects underway from Ocean and
all about a Ninja tired of kicking his fellow countrymen. Pastrami, hot dogs
and the Statue of Liberty (in that order) beckon — end result: punch-ups
with all manner of scum in the streets of New York. Serves him right, he should
have stayed at home.
Talking of punch-ups: System 3 have just announced the Easter release of
Last Ninja II — The Special Remix (sounds a bit like Thalamus and
Sanxion: the Spectrum remix). Apparently the game has been given better
graphics, sonics and heaps more playability.
After last month’s news of Virgin’s Dan Dare III, we note that a
second Judge ‘Old Stoney Face’ Dredd game is under development,
along with the Saga Of The Silver Surfer. Both games are due for release early
next year and whilst we all know about Dredd, The Silver Surfer may not be too
familiar to most of you. He’s an alien named Norin Radd, who after being
exiled from his home planet became herald to Galactus... blah, blah —
comic waffle... blah... (Snip! — Ed)
The sequel to Carrier Command is almost here, called Battle Command.
Programmed, like the original, by Realtime, Ocean are releasing it early 90 on
16-bit: Let’s hope it doesn’t take as long as its predecessor to
appear on the Speccy! Also from Ocean will be Nightbreed, based on the Clive
Barker movie that made Ocean’s Software Manager, Gary Bracey, a star (or
rather didn’t — Ed). The movie which ‘contains more monsters
than any other film before’ will appear on the big screen at Easter and
so should the game.