Hannah goes shopping for a man and comes back with... Cam!

A rosy cheeked Girlie Tipster...

... keeps sharp with a pinch of Granny Grunge’s Ludlow snuff

‘I’d much rather have a cup of tea any time’ says Boy Sumpter, busking in his best frock

The Doc Martened One sports a No 1 crop...

... meanwhile here’s a hairy editor we prepared earlier

The photo the News of the World dare not print...

Mr Puniverse is lent a mystery hand

Lee Paddon prepares to get to grips with Sam Fox’s Strip Poker

EDITORS AT PLAY: 1

Failing to find a phone box, YOUR SINCLAIR’s Ed Kevin Cox gets into Superman mode

EDITORS AT PLAY: 2

David ‘Greta Garbo’ Kelly, SINCLAIR USER’s Ed wants to be alone

Before he got into labels seriously Ben Stone modeled Crash T shirts

... now he models tree frogs

EDITORS AT PLAY: 3

Oy, I told you not to let my octopus near that Old Flatulence Bitter — he’s nearly legless